No, not today.
Just think about it though.
Thor would be next in line to be Pharaoh, but he’s never really studied anything other than war so Loki resents him a little even though he loves him to bits. You can even throw in a little prince of Egypt in there with Loki being found by Frigga in the nile after a storm, and she takes him in since it was obviously a sign from the Gods that he be saved and so he grows up knowing that Thor would be king and him a high priest at best.
But the people love Thor more because he’s kind of a freak born with Blonde hair in Egypt so they take it as a sign from Amon-Ra that he is to the real King of Egypt and no one will listen to Loki.
So he lets the Nubians in to demonstrate that Thor is nowhere near ready to be Pharaoh but it goes horribly wrong and Thor is thought to be dead, but he’s just be captured by said nubians, who are the thinly veiled midgardians. So Loki has to take the throne that he’s never wanted.
Loki would probably pull an Akhenaten and try to move the capitol from
ThebesAsgard to shitty ass AmarnaJoutunhiem. Throw some high priest-like magic and siblings engaged to eachother and you’re totally set.
OH GOD WHY DOESN’T THIS EXIST?
It’s all right.
#see this is what i loved about coulsons line ‘you lack conviction’ #cause loki has all these big mighty thoughts and dreams of conquering and ruling #dreams of beating thor #and being his equal #hes a nasty #scheming piece of work and he’s proud of it #but when it comes to actually ‘winning’ #actually beating thor and ending their fight for good #loki cant do it #he cant lose his opposite #and i think it may be partly because of love #but also because (as he says himself) without thor there is no loki #he defines himself by thor #as light as thor is loki will be dark #and with no thor to beat #with no thor to win against #to compare himself to #to utterly oppose #loki is lost #he lacks independence in his conviction #since it goes hand in hand with thors own beliefs and convictions
Godo, father of Yuffie Kisaragi and King of Wutai.
“Oh, daughter, you’re back from helping to save the word? Yeah, yeah, thats nice. Here rebuild a house. Wait strike that. There’s this new disease and you’re definitely the one that caused it. Now calm down while I lock you in your room and by lock I mean barricade you in this prison of a town while we blame you and your friends for all the misery in the world. Luv u kthxbai!”
And on the fifth day the LORD sent down Rebecca Black to proclaim it Friday. And it was good.
It wasn’t so bad at the time. And then went I was going through my room packing my final stuff it hit me at once and I started crying like a bitch. I’m don’t feel ready to go.
(These are their butts.)
Favorite parts of Lottie.
#they have the best kisses in any disney thing ever#EVER #because it’s always rapunzel grabbing him and pulling him close #which is GREAT #because her entire character arc is about her seizing the life she deserves#and reveling in every tiny magical moment #and she’s met this boy that she loves#and she’ll be DAMNED if she ever lets him go #SHE EVEN DIPS HIM #SHE DIPS HIM AND KISSES HIM #my daaaaaaarling girl #and the wedding kiss killed me DEAD because eugene’s face is so priceless #he’s still not used to it #he’s still not used to her at all #and he probably never will be
What really kills me is, in the third gif, her little hops towards him because she is SO EXCITED to marry him and kiss him and share her life with him, she’s just going to grab onto that and hold on forever. GET IT, RAPUNZEL.
I just keep looking at my stuff and thinking, do I need this?
and I want to bring all my stuffed animals lol but I don’t think they can all fit.
I am the exact same way! I have almost everything that I want to take laid out! But I do not know if I will have room for it!
Sitting down and deciding which stuffed animals to take was waaaaaaaaaaay more difficult for me than it should have been.
I wish I knew my other roommates so I can figure out what to bring so we don’t end up with six coffee pots and 4 TVs.
I just love that Aladdin gives his food to two kids. Food he went through a whole musical number for.